Coskan’s Approach to Oracle

January 10, 2007

Who is my girlfriend ?

Filed under: Diary — coskan @ 10:31 pm


My name is Coskan and I am a DBA for 5 Years.

It is 00:39 AM in Turkey.

30 minutes ago The operator woke me up to inform that some of our exports failed .

Now i am writing this first message while i am waiting for the completion message of success (with prays).

My girlfriend woke with me and went to smoke with an angry face. I am on the bed by myself and writing a message for Oracle.

Who is my girlfriend right now ?

Oracle or She ?

IF It is bedtime and if i am with Oracle and if i am struggling with its problem i think Oracle is my real girlfriend

it is 00:44 right now and the export finished with success and my girlfriend turn back to bed.

now i dont want any Oracle problem for today.

To be continue……



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    Comment by Mr WordPress — January 10, 2007 @ 10:31 pm

  2. Coskan bu aleme hosgeldin, yazin beni gulumsetti 🙂
    Devamini bekliyorum, gorusuruz.

    Comment by H.Tonguç Yılmaz — January 29, 2007 @ 9:20 am

  3. I think your girlfriend would not want to read your post 🙂

    Best Wishes In Writing…

    Comment by mennan — January 29, 2007 @ 9:46 am

  4. it is a good experience to quit that DBA shit, cause these never end. 😦

    Comment by Hakan Yuksel — January 29, 2007 @ 11:12 am

  5. I think i cant quit DBA shit if i want to continue computer engineering career.


    In a crisis time

    Production DBA works while General Manager and his flatterers (his sub managers) looking at his Monitor.
    but the others (developers network engineers system engineers ) works while a project manager or someone ranked more looking at his monitor.

    It is worthy enough to be a DBA. Information is the HEART of business.
    Without hearth nothing works. Brain (Application) Skeleton (Platform) Arms (Security Network)

    I mostly like to manage the center of everything but i wish at least they pay me overtime when they call me in midnight. :))

    Hakan maybe the sentence can be like

    Quit computer engineering shit and be a fisherman 🙂

    Comment by coskan — January 29, 2007 @ 11:49 am

  6. sorry i dont agree with you,

    i can guarantee you that, (at least in Turkey)
    you will never be remembered by the company,
    you will just take risks/responsibilities and cheer yourself.
    you will always be remembered by your faults.
    pls remember that every human-being does mistakes/faults in the time.

    i suggest to you “Canakkale” to be a fisherman when you made the right decision. :-))
    my lovely city…

    have a nice day with your friends, oracle can not help you when got flu.


    Comment by Hakan Yuksel — January 29, 2007 @ 1:24 pm

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